Here at One Black Goat we take great pride in being funny. However when I was growing up, my mother always used to tell me about the importance of balance. I didn't really understand what she meant at the time, but I became really good at standing on one leg and carrying plates full of food on my head. But now that I'm finally grown up and in my late late late 20s, I've realised that it's necessary to have things even out. While extremes are good, without a counterbalance it just wouldn't work.

Think of some of the best things that have a counterbalance. Cheech has Chong, Chalk has Cheese, God has Reality (oooh cutting edge) and David has Goliath. Because we have so much funny stuff on the website, I have decided to include some boring links that will not give you even the slightess chuckle. But they WILL hopefully rank high on Google for having an incoming 'vote' to their page. Here are a number of links from our friends and associates. Please check out their websites or don't even bother because they aren't funny and we know you're only hear for a laugh. Pricks!!

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