To realise the historical significance of the One Black Goat Olympics, one must have a very impressive imagination. Throughout time, man has strived to reach the peak of his performance, and battled hard day after day to become the best. The Olympics has been a yardstick of this achievment, the pinnacle of athletes competing in the highest standards possible of the ultimate prize. Not anymore!

The One Black Goat Olympics isn't about winning, and isn't even about performing at your best. It's about tradition, or lack there-of. The first annual Goat Games will be held in the near future, on a farm in country Victoria, Australia. There will be lots of alcohol, lots of babes, and lots of fun!

Some of the events will include:

Cow Dung Discus
100 metre sprint, in gumboots
Hide (the sausage) and seek (pleasure)
and many more
Stay tuned for me details on this huge extravaganza!