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Here at One Black Goat we aren't just about the goats. We also like to crap on about other animals too. Check out these weird and wonderful animal facts:
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Penguins can jump 6 feet in the air.
Kangaroos and emus cannot walk backwards.
Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
The smallest bird in the world is the Humming Bird. It weighs less than 1 gram.
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump. Fat fucks!
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Flamingos are pink because shrimp is one of their main sources of food.
Reindeer eat moss because it contains a chemical that stops their body from freezing.
The coyote's scientific name (Canis Latrans) means 'barking dog'.
Snakes can see through their eyelids.
A Woodpecker can peck 20 times per second.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees.
Butterflies tast sensors are in their feet. They taste their food by standing on it.
Katydids have ears in their front legs.
The strongest animal in the world is the rhinoceros beetle. It can lift 850 times its own weight.
The slowest mammal on earth is the tree sloth. It only moves at a speed of 6 feet (1.83 meters) per minute.
The Chameleon can focus its eyes seperately to watch two objects at once.
Flamingos eat with their heads upside down to strain the water out of their food.
Australia's black bulldog ant is the most dangerous ant in the world. It bites and stings at the same time and has killed humans.
A hippopotamus can stay under water for up to 30 minutes.
Armadillos, opossums and sloths spend up to 80 percent of their lives sleeping. So do unemployed people. |
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Midgets and Dwarfs Uncovered |
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Midgets and dwarfs are well known across the entire world and everyone has had an experience with the "little people" at some time in their lives. But far fewer people actually know the difference between these two small phenonmenons, which is why it's time more people did.
Dwarfism is most commonly caused by achondroplasia, which results in disproportionately sized arms and legs. Officially, the term "dwarf" is generally used to describe a person with a medical or genetic condition resulting in an adult height of 4'10" or less.
The term "midget" is sometimes used to describe a proportionate dwarf. In other words, midgets are proportionately small all round. Since it has bad associations with old circus freak shows, the term is not very politically correct these days. This doesn't alter the fact that there are some amazing midget facts, which I will present to you now:
If You Are Under 5 Foot Tall, Then You Are Legally A Midget.
When Midgets Reach 30 They grow Rapidly, It Is Not Known Why.
You Can Fit Over A Hundred Midgets In A Mini.
A Midgets Genitalia Are The Same Size As Tall Persons, So Ratio Wise They Are Huge.
The Shortest Man In The World Is India's Gul Mohammed, Height Is 22 Inches Tall.
Apparently Midgets Hate Been Called, Shorty, Midget, Titch, Squirt, Action Man, Polly Pocket, Gary Coleman, Mini
Most Midgets refuse To Wear Childrens Clothes, Therefore They Spend Hundreds Of Pounds, On Having Clothes Made For Them.
A Midget Eats As Much Food As A Normal Man, But Cant Eat As Much At One Time.
Midgets Suck At Basketball!!! |
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An Eyeful A Day Keeps The Doctor Away |
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Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an- hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years."
She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.
by Jonathan Hayter
Check this out...you may live longer! |
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